October 13, 2021 / 0 comments Sure, NOW They Back the Science: GOP Funds Effort to Resurrect Woolly Mammoth; UK Says Goodbye to “Obsolete” Metric System, Looks to Future with Shilling, Farthing; AARP, DoorDash Announce Historic Partnership
September 11, 2021 / 0 comments From Newsmakerblog’s America Files: FL Gov Joins Newsom in Recall Drama; Concerned About Future of People’s Liberation Army, Chinese Govt Officially Denounces ‘Sissies’; CDC Says Unless You Graze (in a Pasture), Don’t Take This; Forget Giuliani, WTF is Going On With Texas?; Shaman Guy Still Holding Out Hope
August 27, 2021 / 2 comments RUETERS EXCLUSIVE: Jeopardy! Going Full MAGA; Sony in Secret Negotiations with Orange Menace to Host Top-Rated Game Show; Talks Follow Complete Cluster Fuck to Name Replacement for Alex The Dead
July 29, 2021 / 1 comment From Newsmakerblog’s America Files: MLB Promotion Nights Come Full Circle; Steele and Mueller Had It Right All Along; One Invasive Species That’s Not So Golden
